Member Chr… Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This topic was imported from the Typophile platform haha Link to comment
Member opr… Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A kid was often confused, When setting his p's and his q's He was very keen on qleasing the pueen Who wasn't entirely amused! _____________________________________________ Personal Art and Design Portal of Ivan Gulkovwww.ivangdesign.com Link to comment
Member Chr… Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 I don't don't watch adds really, but the one in the bottom middle called Legal Copy really made me laugh. And it has type in it! Link to comment
Member Chr… Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 The fontalist. Not bad, but type jokes are rare so I'll take what I can get. Link to comment
Member dez… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Two “i”s walk into an hbar. The first i says. I was just ticketed for j walking! The second i says, eszet so! As long s you didn’t get a rested, you can put yourself @ “e”s. ChrisL Link to comment
Member dez… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gerry and Klimis walk into a Packed bar in Warsaw and order Gin and Monotonic. Adam Twardoch is in a nearby booth amorously involved with a young lady. Their mutual flirtations become vocal and obvious enough that everyone in the bar is complaining to the bartender. The bartender says something in Polish to the passionate couple. Everyone in the bar cheers. Gerry and Klimis don’t understand Polish so they ask the bartender what he said. The bartender replies, I just said to them “Oh go neck in the park!” ChrisL Link to comment
Member eli… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Can't blame Adam, that Karen was a really hot chick. Link to comment
Member dez… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 "that Karen was a really hot chick." or better, that Caron was a hacek :-) ChrisL Link to comment
Member Pub… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Back in spite of popular demand: Optima walks into a bar and says "Tino sent me." Bartender says, "Any Palatino is a pal 'o mine!" Link to comment
Member eli… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 And as long as we're on the "walks into a bar" genre, there's also my pangram version. Link to comment
Member rus… Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Funny type jokes As opposed to the un-funny type? (hahahaha) -=®=- Link to comment
Member Chr… Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Way to go Arnold! Link to comment
Member Sun… Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 mailbox mailbox open milbox! ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM&feature=player_embedded Link to comment
Member Chr… Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 …but I did not shoot the deputy. Link to comment
Member Chr… Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/01/28/font-slammed/ Link to comment
Member nic… Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 "You seem somewhat obsessed with fonts" :D :D :D Link to comment
Member mil… Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 http://bnter.com/story-of-the-week/12132010 Link to comment
Member dez… Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Luckily, I gave my wife flowers ;-) Link to comment
Member Chr… Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 Cross posted from a hilarious thread on Chuck Norris: https://typography.guru/forums/topic/89115-forwarding Link to comment
Member Ren… Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 How do you get a web designer off of your front porch? Pay for your pizza! Link to comment
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