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haha

A kid was often confused,
When setting his p's and his q's
He was very keen on qleasing the pueen
Who wasn't entirely amused!

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I don't don't watch adds really, but the one in the bottom middle called Legal Copy really made me laugh. And it has type in it!

From the Joy of Tech:

The fontalist.

Not bad, but type jokes are rare so I'll take what I can get.

Two “i”s walk into an hbar. The first i says. I was just ticketed for j walking! The second i says, eszet so! As long s you didn’t get a rested, you can put yourself @ “e”s.

ChrisL

Gerry and Klimis walk into a Packed bar in Warsaw and order Gin and Monotonic. Adam Twardoch is in a nearby booth amorously involved with a young lady. Their mutual flirtations become vocal and obvious enough that everyone in the bar is complaining to the bartender. The bartender says something in Polish to the passionate couple. Everyone in the bar cheers. Gerry and Klimis don’t understand Polish so they ask the bartender what he said. The bartender replies, I just said to them “Oh go neck in the park!”

ChrisL

Can't blame Adam, that Karen was a really hot chick.

"that Karen was a really hot chick."

or better, that Caron was a hacek :-)

ChrisL

Back in spite of popular demand:

Optima walks into a bar and says "Tino sent me."
Bartender says, "Any Palatino is a pal 'o mine!"

And as long as we're on the "walks into a bar" genre, there's also my pangram version.

Funny type jokes

As opposed to the un-funny type?

(hahahaha)

-=®=-

Way to go Arnold!

mailbox mailbox open milbox! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM&feature=player_embedded

…but I did not shoot the deputy.

http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/01/28/font-slammed/

:o)

"You seem somewhat obsessed with fonts" :D :D :D

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http://bnter.com/story-of-the-week/12132010

Luckily, I gave my wife flowers ;-)

Cross posted from a hilarious thread on Chuck Norris:

https://typography.guru/forums/topic/89115-forwarding

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