Comic Sans walks into the Better Business Bureau. The bureau says "We don't want any Funny Business here!"

Did you make that up?

Vince Connare walks into a bar and orders a drink. Several other customers pack up their things and leave.

"What's that all about?", I asked the barkeeper. "Well", he said, "some people just don't like his type."

Yes, Christopher! I always write my own stuff, I just can't help it--it just happens!

How I Met Your Mother, Season 7, Episode 6, 12:40 = font joke.

... my Adult Wit ...

On further reflection it might have exposed me as A Dull Twit.

From http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/3344387263_3d5d5d5a15_o.jpg

In a few years the cartoonist will be hailed as a visionary.

Té, it will be interesting to find the originator of the idea (admitting it was a single person): https://typography.guru/forums/topic/85092-forwarding

How do you fix fraktur? Ductus tape.

hhp

How do you fix fwackur? DONALD Ductus Tape ;-)

This looks promising: https://twitter.com/#!/ShtDesignersSay

From http://www.moss.fm/post/1591379226/i-am-a-graphic-designer-and-in-my-con...

Zero walks up to 8 and says, "Nice belt!"

Infinity says, "I feel like I could go on forever."

Zero Frutiger Light walks up to 8 Frutiger Black and says, "Nice Black belt!"

I'm a big fan of The Perry Bible Fellowship. Heres a typography-related comic:

Were I to make a font by hijacking glyphs from all over the Kingthings fonts, would that be a King's Ransom?

Today's xkcd

Snh. Snh. Snh.

From http://shirt.woot.com. I posted a link previously, but here’s the picture in case the link gets borken in the future.

*groan* I just got a house-painting flashback...

Paint the fence!

If fonts were cats