:)

Buxom walks into the bar.

Bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve shady characters."

What do you call Bodoni's buttocks?
"bodonkadoni"

Chris quoins his own material.

Tim

:-)

How does a vampire space out his type?

By Blood Type

If you can drive a stake between the characters you have gone too far.

Tim

blood leading

Good one!

Ah, passiveaggressivenotes.com, always good for a laugh...

tweeted by @Typophile — “And a big thanks to our favorite couple Clarendon.”

For better or worse I'll take credit for the Clarendon joke.

One of the better ones I’ve heard in a while.

I hear Clare and Don terminated their relationship. Clare ran off to Memphis.

And Don is writing schoolbooks now.

hhp

Really? Memphis? I thought she was Egyptienne.

Actually, Memphis was the name of an ancient city in Egypt! Isn't that ionic!

It may be ionic but it isn't corinthian ;-)

Wow, I need to brush up on my City studies or I'll keep making the same mistakes. This time it was Egyptian, next time's Roman!

That's New.

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