Typography jokes

[Christopher Dean]

This topic was imported from the Typophile platform

haha

[oprion]

A kid was often confused,
When setting his p's and his q's
He was very keen on qleasing the pueen
Who wasn't entirely amused!

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[Christopher Dean]

I don't don't watch adds really, but the one in the bottom middle called Legal Copy really made me laugh. And it has type in it!

[mili]

From the Joy of Tech:

[Christopher Dean]

The fontalist.

Not bad, but type jokes are rare so I'll take what I can get.

[dezcom]

Two “i”s walk into an hbar. The first i says. I was just ticketed for j walking! The second i says, eszet so! As long s you didn’t get a rested, you can put yourself @ “e”s.

ChrisL

[dezcom]

Gerry and Klimis walk into a Packed bar in Warsaw and order Gin and Monotonic. Adam Twardoch is in a nearby booth amorously involved with a young lady. Their mutual flirtations become vocal and obvious enough that everyone in the bar is complaining to the bartender. The bartender says something in Polish to the passionate couple. Everyone in the bar cheers. Gerry and Klimis don’t understand Polish so they ask the bartender what he said. The bartender replies, I just said to them “Oh go neck in the park!”

ChrisL

[eliason]

Can't blame Adam, that Karen was a really hot chick.

[dezcom]

"that Karen was a really hot chick."

or better, that Caron was a hacek :-)

ChrisL

[PublishingMojo]

Back in spite of popular demand:

Optima walks into a bar and says "Tino sent me."
Bartender says, "Any Palatino is a pal 'o mine!"

[eliason]

And as long as we're on the "walks into a bar" genre, there's also my pangram version.

[russellm]

Funny type jokes

As opposed to the un-funny type?

(hahahaha)

-=®=-

[Christopher Dean]

Way to go Arnold!

[Sun Helen]

mailbox mailbox open milbox! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM&feature=player_embedded

[Christopher Dean]

…but I did not shoot the deputy.

[Christopher Dean]

http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/01/28/font-slammed/

[Christopher Dean]

[russellm]

:o)

[Christopher Dean]

[nicky2]

"You seem somewhat obsessed with fonts" :D :D :D

[Santiago Orozco]

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[mili]

http://bnter.com/story-of-the-week/12132010

[dezcom]

Luckily, I gave my wife flowers ;-)

[Christopher Dean]

Cross posted from a hilarious thread on Chuck Norris:

https://typography.guru/forums/topic/89115-forwarding

[Renaissance Man]

How do you get a web designer off of your front porch?

Pay for your pizza!