Typography jokes

oprion · February 23, 2011

A spectacle of baldy matched Romance:
A Serif that made out with a Sans.

oprion · February 23, 2011

One more:

Make sure to type sorts squarely in the face,
To ease the lockup of a strenuous chase.

Christopher Dean · February 23, 2011

Someone else: “It's not the font, but how you use it that counts.”
Me: “Meh. That’s just something people with small fonts say.”

oprion · February 23, 2011

Oops, that should've been:
Make sure to HIT the TYPE squarely in the face,
To ease the lockup of a strenuous chase.

Té Rowan · February 25, 2011

"Good Times, Bad Times?" When did Led Zep start comparing Times variants?

Roger S. Nelsson · February 25, 2011

Two periods were crossing a road. One got run over by a car. The other one turned around and said: "comma!" ;p

Riccardo Sartori · March 15, 2011

https://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2011/03/font-contrition

dezcom · March 15, 2011

A type designer was feverishly designing a new font. He had been ignoring natures call as long as he could hold it off. Just as he finished the "O" ran to the bathroom to relieve his overfilled bladder. When he was almost finished, he stopped and ran back to his computer saying, "I have got to go make a P!"