Typography jokes

[Birdseeding]

[5star]

:)

[5star]

Buxom walks into the bar.

Bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve shady characters."

[etahchen]

What do you call Bodoni's buttocks?
"bodonkadoni"

[timd]

Chris quoins his own material.

Tim

[Christopher Dean]

[dezcom]

:-)

[eeblet]

How does a vampire space out his type?

[dezcom]

By Blood Type

[timd]

If you can drive a stake between the characters you have gone too far.

Tim

[eeblet]

blood leading

[karenhuang]

Good one!

[Renaissance Man]

[dtw]

Ah, passiveaggressivenotes.com, always good for a laugh...

[Christopher Dean]

tweeted by @Typophile — “And a big thanks to our favorite couple Clarendon.”

[Joe Pemberton]

For better or worse I'll take credit for the Clarendon joke.

[Christopher Dean]

One of the better ones I’ve heard in a while.

[dezcom]

I hear Clare and Don terminated their relationship. Clare ran off to Memphis.

[hrant]

And Don is writing schoolbooks now.

hhp

[bobdigi]

Really? Memphis? I thought she was Egyptienne.

[eliason]

Actually, Memphis was the name of an ancient city in Egypt! Isn't that ionic!

[dezcom]

It may be ionic but it isn't corinthian ;-)

[bobdigi]

Wow, I need to brush up on my City studies or I'll keep making the same mistakes. This time it was Egyptian, next time's Roman!

[dezcom]

That's New.

[Christopher Dean]

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